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As Fast As I Could birthday card: a turtle mail carrier hands a letter to a woman at her door, beside deflated balloons. Caption: “Sorry, ma'am. I came as fast as I could.”
No. 011

As Fast As I Could

““Sorry, ma'am. I came as fast as I could.””
InsideHappy Belated Birthday.
I sent it on time.
Honest.
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  • 5x7 inches, folded
  • A7 envelope included
  • Heavy matte stock
  • Ships in 2 business days by USPS First-Class Mail

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