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No Chances birthday card: a man in a fire suit blows at a burning cake as guests and a fire extinguisher stand by. Caption: At Grandpa's age, you don't take chances with the candles.
No. 018

No Chances

“At Grandpa's age, you don't take chances with the candles.”
InsideHappy Birthday.
Make a wish.
(From a safe distance.)
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  • 5x7 inches, folded
  • A7 envelope included
  • Heavy matte stock
  • Ships in 2 business days by USPS First-Class Mail

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